so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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