Small penises have feelings too.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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