Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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