I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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