I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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