It's Friday. Sex?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Semen is not good for contacts.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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