Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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