I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I intend to get homeless drunk
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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