we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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