what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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