do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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