is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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