I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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