Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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