i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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