So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
