what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
