the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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