"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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