I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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