OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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