so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
