Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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