Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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