How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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