I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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