Dual....:-)
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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