Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You have to summon your inner elephant
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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