I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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