lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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