I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
how does that bad decision feel?
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