Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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