Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Green mimosas i think yes
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
