Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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