Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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