Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
are you so shy because you have an std?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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