the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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