Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
soo... how was my night?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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