So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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