I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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