How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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