a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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