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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You made out with two different species that night
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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