upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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