Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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