Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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