The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I didn't notice because vodka
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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