fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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