I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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