Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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