she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
