I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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