somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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