so explain again why im purple
no
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
