if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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